Shelby Hagood
Bio
Warner Bros and Disney 💕
Cat lover 🐱
Love fancy chocolate 🍫
Stories (96/0)
Baking’s a Blast!
I was so excited to be in the Baking’s a Blast competition. Some of the bakers of our town have come to showcase their cake that makes a blast. Last year a rocket launching cake won. No one understood how the baker made the sugar come out of the bottom of the cake without flying everywhere in disaster. It somehow ended clean with the rocket boosted above hardened marshmallow fluff. This year I have already seen a mermaid cake splashing “water” icing with a lemon flavor on the inside.
By Shelby Hagood 5 days ago in Fiction
Drink Tarot
Sterling was a gifted tarot card reader. He was known for his ability to predict futures at one of the highest accuracy rates. He ran his fingers though his blond hair and his grey eyes scanned over the cards. In front of him was a man who wanted to know if he was on the right path for the sake of his career.
By Shelby Hagood 10 days ago in Fiction
Fairy Tales Were Already Fucked Up
The real challenge has always been to rewrite a fairy tale in a cute and clean manner that is fine for the children of today to watch or listen to. Disney has done this with stories like Sleeping Beauty, where the tale originated as a rape story. Children of the past were not censored from these cautionary tales. Let’s visit some that may not be as well known:
By Shelby Hagood 19 days ago in History
Leaping Day Miss Mary May!
For Leap Day Miss Mary May wanted to be able to leap like the frogs in her pond, so she took some floaties out to the water. When she hopped, the floaties would tilt over and splash her down to the water. The frogs tried to help her out by telling her she could leap onto logs, but she told them logs would probably roll too much and she would still fall.
By Shelby Hagood 2 months ago in Poets
