Wormwood Letter
Dear Screwtape,
It's been a short adventure of taking great care of my patient. With your advice uncle the Kingdom congratulates a new member to our Fathers House. It would mean great pleasure for you to come congratulate us as well for our greatest Enemy is saddened. I take into account that I haven't written back to you in a while from my last patient being a complete failure but, from your letters I have grown.