When I die
It means I have served my time
But my name will forever be on your mind
When I die
I want an open casket funeral
No makeup, natural beauty is beautiful
Sweatpants and a t-shirt look better on me than a dress ever will
And you remember how I always wore my hair in that stupid messy bun?
Yeah, I want that too
Leave my mouth in a straight line
Because I’ve always been more of a bitchface type
Actually I’ve just always been a bitch, period
When I die
Make sure my internet browser is clear
And my sock drawer is emptied, because who actually puts socks in a “sock drawer”
Am I right?
Read everything I’ve ever written
But burn the nitty gritty filled diaries
And please don’t post on Facebook telling me how much you miss me
Because if hell has wifi, you bet your ass I’m only using it to scare people with online ouija boards
And probably watch porn but I do that now too so whatever
When I die
I want everyone to get white roses at my funeral
And they can paint them before dropping them in my grave
I’ve always wanted to buried with a piece of art
Tuck a bottle of Sailor Jerry’s under my right arm
And drop a couple joints in my left hand
So I can still fuckin send er when I’m down there
Throwin down with the devil
When I die
Bury me face down so everyone that hates me can still kiss my ass
And put my middle fingers up
so all you assholes never forget to go fuck yourselves
About the Creator
Kaitlyn Ford
A young Canadian girl with a lot to say. I want my voice to be heard.
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