Viral Headlines Haiku'ed (Number Three)

A collection of viral headlines commented on in Haiku style:

Robot with artificial intelligence runs for mayor in Japan

Don't Laugh. It's likely

Robots will pass saner laws

Than any human

Father helps son remove loose tooth with bow and arrow

You know what's funny?

This New Age procedure is

Covered by Blue Shield

'Squirrel' named 'Furry Boi' elected to UC student senate

It's a no-brainer

Squirrels do a much better job

Of hiding their nuts

Promiscuous monkeys discovered mating with other species

Pretty soon we'll see

A new kind of hookup app

With lots of swinging

Scientists confirm Uranus smells like farts

This aptly named world

Was discovered by a man

Plagued by "Herschel's Squirts"

Viral Headlines Haiku'ed (Number Two)

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