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Tis the Season

Memoirs of an Eccentric Man

By Antony KingPublished 5 years ago 1 min read
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Tis the season...

Ya, ya, ya.

Ho fucking ho!

Those trees...

The lights,

Jesus, the electric bills.

Screw that!

Shit...

Who needs it.

Family you try to avoid,

Suddenly appear...

Spreading this shit,

What they... call good cheer.

"Oh... it's the season of giving!"

I'll show them cheer.

Give me a fifth...

Ya... put that in your stocking,

and stuff it.

The only thing they give me...

Is a headache.

Don't make me choose...

I'd take a hangover every time.

Now... I would never pass...

on a bit of mistletoe,and that cute

Little bartender down the street...

Ya... Ho! Ho! Ho!

Antony King 2018

surreal poetry
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About the Creator

Antony King

Antony King, a published poet from Eastern Kentucky. His work can be found in SpillWords, Rye Whiskey Review, and piker press to name a few. His books are available at B&N.com and Amazon.com

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