The Ganja

I like short pipes, I like to smoke.

I like very long joints, I toke.

Yeah I am a stoner.

I am not a moaner.

My eyes get red and glossy,

My vision turns yellow or green!

Makes me not so pissy,

And not so mean!

The best part to me is the stem,

But I will re-smoke the ashes of resin.

I do not treat it like my God, it is an item.

My God made it for a reason and it is not a sin!

I like the cyclones or long long joints,

If a single joint can not be long alone!

Flavored cyclones count as two and score as points,

I want enough to spell the word cyclone!

C. #1 buzzed... because,

Y. #2 high... is why!

C. #3 stoned... I jonsed,

L. #4 baked... like a cake!

O. #5 trippin... Doin freakin,

N. #6 swell... As well!

E. #7 I am a super... stoner,

And a stupor... Jonser!

The Ganja: Original