'Stimulating Economical Growth'
Piss Trickles Down
I MASTURBATE every day, in fact, I MASTURBATE daily.
I MASTURBATE to lose weight and I MASTURBATE to improve my appetite.
I MASTURBATE before breakfast and I MASTURBATE after lunch.
I MASTURBATE before and after dinner.
I MASTURBATE to improve muscle tone and I MASTURBATE to reduce stress.
I MASTURBATE with my right hand and I MASTURBATE with my left hand,
And I MASTURBATE with both hands; concurrently, alternatingly,
And all at the same time.
I MASTURBATE to improve my coordination.
I MASTURBATE in the daytime and I MASTURBATE in broad daylight.
And I MASTURBATE at night with the lamp on... or off,
And I MASTURBATE by moonlight.
I MASTURBATE to improve my vision.
I hurriedly MASTURBATE before a job interview, and on my coffee break
I casually MASTURBATE.
I MASTURBATE to improve my work ethic.
On vacation... I MASTURBATE.
I MASTURBATE when I read and I MASTURBATE when I watch TV.
Most of all, I MASTURBATE when I write poetry.
I MASTURBATE to enlarge
My mind!
About the Creator
R U Outavit
R U Outavit loves to attend poetry readings and truly believes that to hear the voice of the poet can be a life-changing/life-sustaining experience. R U is a founding member of Fire Of Prometheus, the legendary poetry performance troupe...
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