Song Parodies for Each Cabin at Camp Half-Blood
Idea
I was just listening to my tunes while reading one of the newest books in the Percy Jackson series when I started the think up some funny lyrics for the songs I was listening to, to go with Percy Jackson.
So, I decided to take each cabin and a few more and take popular songs and mix em together. :)
Also if you want just the music to listen to with these then go to my Wattpad account, I have links there. Look for The Mad Writer.
Hades Cabin Parody ("Tic Tok")
( Hades children.)
Wake up in my coffin feeling like the undead (Hey, What up kid?)
Grab my sword, I'm out the door; I'm gonna get a hydra head (Let's go)
Before I leave, respects to father then I dress in black
'Cause when I leave for the night, I might not be coming back.
I'm talking skeletons coming from the ground, ground
Trying not to die, die
Cyclops blowing up our flying ships, ships
Coming from underground, playing our favorite camp games
Rollin' up to Olympus
Trying to be a hero.
Don't stop, kill it off
gods, blow this cyclops up
Tonight, we all fight
Hoping to survive to see the sunlight
Fighting on the clock
But the battle don't stop, no.
Don't stop, kill it off
gods, blow this cyclops up
Tonight, we all fight
Hoping to survive to see the sunlight
Fighting on the clock
But the battle don't stop, no.
Ain't got any time in the world, but got plenty of tears
Ain't got no greek fire in my pocket, so I may as well be dead
And now the monsters are lining up 'Cause Gaia sent them to kill us
But we kick 'em to the curb 'cause we're the children of Hades.
I'm talking about the children of Apollo getting crunk, crunk
The children of Hephaestus with they're piles of junk, junk
The children of Dionysus who are getting drunk, drunk.
Now, now, we goin' before the titans get out, out
Or the monsters hunt us down, down
monsters hunt us down, down
monsters hunt us.
Don't stop, kill it off
gods, blow this cyclops up
Tonight, we all fight
Hoping to survive to see the sunlight
Fighting on the clock
But the battle don't stop, no.
Don't stop, kill it off
gods, blow this cyclops up
Tonight, we all fight
Hoping to survive to see the sunlight
Fighting on the clock
But the battle don't stop, no.
Hades, you help us out
But you let us down to
Run for our lives
The monsters come
Escaping them, saving ourselves
Thanks a lot dad
Like him still, 'cause of the deadly vibe
Yeah, you got us.
Hades, you help us out
But you let us down to
Run for our lives
The monsters come
With our heads up
Lift your head up
Lift your head up.
Now, the battle don't start till we arrive.
Don't stop, kill it off
gods, blow this cyclops up
Tonight, we all fight
Hoping to survive to see the sunlight
Fighting on the clock
But the battle don't stop, no.
Don't stop, kill it off
gods, blow this cyclops up
Tonight, we all fight
Hoping to survive to see the sunlight
Fighting on the clock
But the battle don't stop, no.
Apollo's Cabin Parody ("Pocket Full of Sunshine")
(Apollo's children.) (The little poems in theses are in the place of the oooh's and woa's, cause bleh)
We got looks, got flashy looks of gold
Poetry is love, and we know that it's all ours.
'Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?'
Judge us all you want, but you're never gonna break us
Bad poetry and quotes will kindle our anger.
'Meet us at midnight in the forest of our dreams...'
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
And give us a worthy masterpiece (Masterpiece)
We'll only read words of true beauty (True beauty)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
No one can match our poetic words (Poetic words)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
No one can match our fabulous looks (Fabulous looks)
We got looks, got flashy looks of gold
Poetry is love, and we know that it's all ours.
'We'll make a fire and count the stars that shimmer above the trees.'
Judge us all you want, but you're never gonna break us
Bad poetry and quotes will kindle our anger.
No...
'Stop and take in the beauty of a starry night.'
We got looks, got flashy looks of gold
Poetry is love, and we know that it's all ours.
You wish you had our looks, but you ain't ever gonna get them
Unless you're a child of Aphrodite.
There's a place that we go
That no normal human knows.
Where the rivers flow
And we call it home.
Camp..Half-blood.
We're safe from monsters
And we can be ourselves
The games we play though are a bit untasteful
And there are harpies flying everywhere.
'She was a storm, not the kind you run from, the kind you chase.'
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
And give us a worthy masterpiece (Masterpiece)
We'll only read words of true beauty (True beauty)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
No one can match our poetic words (Poetic words)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
No one can match our fabulous looks (Fabulous looks)
There's a place that we go
That no normal human knows.
Where the rivers flow
And we call it home.
Camp..Half-blood.
We're safe from monsters
And we can be ourselves
The games we play though are a bit untasteful
And there are harpies flying everywhere.
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
And give us a worthy masterpiece (Masterpiece)
We'll only read words of true beauty (True beauty)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
No one can match our poetic words (Poetic words)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
No one can match our fabulous looks (Fabulous looks)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
And give us a worthy masterpiece (Masterpiece)
We'll only read words of true beauty (True beauty)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
No one can match our poetic words (Poetic words)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
No one can match our fabulous looks (Fabulous looks)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
And give us a worthy masterpiece (Masterpiece)
We'll only read words of true beauty (True beauty)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
No one can match our poetic words (Poetic words)
Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)
No one can match our fabulous looks (Fabulous looks)
The sun in on our side
Take us for a ride through the sky, father
We look to the sky for our father's smile.
We know deep down in our hearts that we're Royalty.
The sun in on our side
Take us for a ride through the sky, father
We look to the sky for our father's smile.
We know deep down in our hearts that we're Royalty.
Hephaestus Cabin Parody ("Whispers In My Head")
(Hephaestus's children.)
You could think that we're all geeks
When we're working by ourselves.
Bit it's like we're too busy
to be someone else.
You can tell that we're all mechanic's
When we're working with bolts and screws all night
But it's like we don't notice that we're different.
Our father watching over us
Leading us so we don't fall.
A war starts again
We feel it drawing near
Many friends, dead.
We will go
When it comes again
And we will build
We Will build to save.
Our father doesn't help us all the time
But when he does
We kick butt and invent cool stuff like there's no tomorrow.
Inventors we are.
The ideas come from our father above.
Inventors we are.
When we build something awesome.
Inventors we are.
Buildin til dawn.
We are children of the great blacksmith Hephaestus and no one else
We're always getting better, stronger ourselves
This is the way we chose to live.
We will not fall tonight
In the end, we're never alone
This is our fight.
Our father watching over us
Leading us so we don't fall.
A war starts again
We feel it drawing near
Many friends, dead.
We will go
When it comes again
And we will build
We Will build to save.
Our father doesn't help us all the time
But when he does
We kick butt and invent cool stuff like there's no tomorrow.
Inventors we are.
The ideas come from our father above.
Inventors we are.
When we build something awesome.
You could think that we're all geeks
When we're working by ourselves.
Bit it's like we're too busy
to be someone else.
You could think that we're all geeks
When we're working with bolts and screws all night
But it's like we don't notice that we're different.
Our father watching over us
Our father doesn't help us all the time
But when he does
We kick butt and invent cool stuff like there's no tomorrow.
Inventors we are.
The ideas come from our father above.
Inventors we are.
When we build something awesome.
Dionysus Cabin Parody ("Shots, shots")
(Dionysus's children.)
If your not a child of Dionysus ladies and gentlemen
Get ready to be forced to throw a party
Let's do it, ha ha LMAO
You know what, Lil' Dionysus's, yeah
All of the drinkers
Where you at, let's go.
When we arrive at the party
All eyes are on us
We always come with a party rock crew.
All drinks are free
At the party in camp half-blood
We come to the party to drink
Everybody it's on!
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots
Time to party! Time to party!
Normal humans love us
Cause we can hold our liquor.
They need an excuse
To ask us out
We go to parties to drink
How 'bout you?
Bottles up
Let's go, round two!
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots
Time to party! Time to party!
If you ain't here to party then get out of here
If you ain't here to drink then get out of here
If you ain't here to live it up then get out of here
Now where my siblings at, let me see ya hands up.
Now, what you guys drinkin?
Jaegerbombs, Lemondrops, Buttery Nipples, Jello shots
Kamikaze, 3 wise men, Rum.
Forget all that
Get me some gin.
Patrones on the rocks and I'm ready for some shots
We stayin' put all night, drinkin and havin' shots
We all hit the ground every time we try to dance
So cups in the air lets drink until we're out!
If your feelin' drunk put ya hands in the air
If your tryin' to dance put ya hands in the air
Now say we're awesome! (We're awesome!)
We're awesome! (We're awesome!)
We tryin' ta dance (Tryin' ta dance)
We tryin' ta dance (Tryin' ta dance)
Shots.
Patrones on the rocks and I'm ready for some shots
We stayin' put all night, drinkin and havin' shots
We all hit the ground every time we try to dance
So cups in the air lets drink until we're out!
We're hyped up! La dad a da
La dad a dad a da
La dad a dad a da
La dad a dad a da
La dad a dad a da
La dad a dad a da
La dad a dad a da
La dad a dad a da
La dad a dad a da
Hermes Cabin Parody ("Shake It Off")
(Hermes's children.)
We're sneaken out when it's late, We planned a bunch of pranks.
They say that we're no good, mmm hmm, They say that we're no good, mmm hmm.
We may have made to many traps, Can't seem to make the newbies stay.
But who cares anyway? mmm hmm, But who cares anyway? mmm hmm.
But we keep on chillin, Can't stop, won't stop prankin.
It's like we've got these ideas in our minds, yellin "we're gonna go for it."
The others cabin gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. And the Jokers gonna joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.
We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.
We prank em all, We prank em all.
The monsters gonna chase, chase, chase, chase, chase. And the satyrs gonna play, play, play, play, play.
We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.
We prank em all, We prank em all.
We always Calculate, our traps are set perfectly.
And we won't let them know, mmm hmm. And we won't let them know, mmm hmm.
We only group with our own (group with our own), we make our plans up as we go (plans up as we go).
We're a lot like Jack Sparrow, mmm hmm. We're a lot like Jack Sparrow, mmm hmm.
But we keep on chillin, Can't stop, won't stop prankin.
It's like we've got these ideas in our minds, yellin "we're gonna go for it."
The others cabin gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. And the Jokers gonna joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.
We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.
We prank em all, We prank em all.
The monsters gonna chase, chase, chase, chase, chase. And the satyrs gonna play, play, play, play, play.
We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.
We prank em all, We prank em all.
We prank em all, We prank em all.
We, We prank em all, We prank em all.
We, We prank em all, We prank em all.
We, We prank em all, We prank em all.
Hey, hey, hey
Just think, while you've all been planning and coming up with strategies and getting ready for capture the flag to begin.
We've been planting our traps... everywhere...
Grover brought in a new camper and Chiron begs us "Please don't tease him.", But we're just gonna prank him. And to my brother over there with the great ideas, won't you join me bro and we can plot, plot, plot, yeah ooh
The others cabin gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. And the Jokers gonna joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.
We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.
We prank em all, We prank em all.
The monsters gonna chase, chase, chase, chase, chase. And the satyrs gonna play, play, play, play, play.
We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.
We prank em all, We prank em all.
We prank em all, We prank em all.
We, We prank em all, We prank em all.
We, We prank em all, We prank em all.
We, We prank em all, We prank em all.
We prank em all, We prank em all.
We, We prank em all, We prank em all.
We, We prank em all, We prank em all.
We, We prank em all, We prank em all.
Hypnos Cabin ("Sing Me to Sleep")
(Hypnos's children)
Wait a second let us recharge our minds,
Remind us what its like to be awake.
You're lips are moving, telling us your dreams
For us to interpret for you.
Anywhere, anytime
We will sleep anywhere~ oooo~
Everything we see could be a bed~
Yesterday got away,
But that's okay, cause we're all in bed~
A snore floats in every breath.
Sing us to sleep now,
Sing us to sleep.
Won't you sing us to sleep now?
Sing us to sleep.
Give us a minute, what was I saying again?
We hear your dreams whispering in our minds.
We sleep more then you could normally bare.
Everything makes our lullaby.
Sing us to sleep now
Sing us to sleep
Won't you sing us to sleep now?
Sing us to sleep.
A-anytime
We would sleep
Time away.
Yesterday-day
A-anytime
We would sleep
Time away
Yesterday-day
Authors note
I will be continueing to make more parodies, everything is just going real slow right now.
About the Creator
The Mad Writer Aka Callie Foster
I'm a beginner writer and I'm hoping this site can help me grow and share my stories
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