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Song Parodies for Each Cabin at Camp Half-Blood

Idea

I was just listening to my tunes while reading one of the newest books in the Percy Jackson series when I started the think up some funny lyrics for the songs I was listening to, to go with Percy Jackson.

So, I decided to take each cabin and a few more and take popular songs and mix em together. :)

Also if you want just the music to listen to with these then go to my Wattpad account, I have links there. Look for The Mad Writer.

Hades Cabin Parody ("Tic Tok")

( Hades children.)

Wake up in my coffin feeling like the undead (Hey, What up kid?)

Grab my sword, I'm out the door; I'm gonna get a hydra head  (Let's go)

Before I leave, respects to father then I dress in black

'Cause when I leave for the night, I might not be coming back.  

 I'm talking skeletons coming from the ground, ground

Trying not to die, die

Cyclops blowing up our flying ships, ships

Coming from underground, playing our favorite camp games

Rollin' up to Olympus

Trying to be a hero.  

Don't stop, kill it off

gods, blow this cyclops up

Tonight, we all fight

Hoping to survive to see the sunlight

Fighting on the clock

But the battle don't stop, no.  

Don't stop, kill it off

gods, blow this cyclops up

Tonight, we all fight

Hoping to survive to see the sunlight

Fighting on the clock

But the battle don't stop, no.

Ain't got any time in the world, but got plenty of tears

Ain't got no greek fire in my pocket, so I may as well be dead

And now the monsters are lining up 'Cause Gaia sent them to kill us

But we kick 'em to the curb 'cause we're the children of Hades.  

I'm talking about the children of Apollo getting crunk, crunk

The children of Hephaestus with they're piles of junk, junk

The children of Dionysus who are getting drunk, drunk.  

Now, now, we goin' before the titans get out, out

Or the monsters hunt us down, down

monsters hunt us down, down

monsters hunt us.  

Don't stop, kill it off

gods, blow this cyclops up

Tonight, we all fight

Hoping to survive to see the sunlight

Fighting on the clock

But the battle don't stop, no.

Don't stop, kill it off

gods, blow this cyclops up

Tonight, we all fight

Hoping to survive to see the sunlight

Fighting on the clock

But the battle don't stop, no.

Hades, you help us out

But you let us down to

Run for our lives

The monsters come

Escaping them, saving ourselves

Thanks a lot dad

Like him still, 'cause of the deadly vibe

Yeah, you got us. 

Hades, you help us out

But you let us down to

Run for our lives

The monsters come

With our heads up

Lift your head up

Lift your head up.  

Now, the battle don't start till we arrive.

Don't stop, kill it off

gods, blow this cyclops up

Tonight, we all fight

Hoping to survive to see the sunlight

Fighting on the clock

But the battle don't stop, no.

Don't stop, kill it off

gods, blow this cyclops up

Tonight, we all fight

Hoping to survive to see the sunlight

Fighting on the clock

But the battle don't stop, no.

Apollo's Cabin Parody ("Pocket Full of Sunshine")

(Apollo's children.) (The little poems in theses  are in the place of the oooh's and woa's, cause bleh)

We got looks, got flashy looks of gold

Poetry is love, and we know that it's all ours.

'Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?'

Judge us all you want, but you're never gonna break us

Bad poetry and quotes will kindle our anger.

'Meet us at midnight in the forest of our dreams...'

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

And give us a worthy masterpiece (Masterpiece)

We'll only read words of true beauty (True beauty)  

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

No one can match our poetic words (Poetic words)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

No one can match our fabulous looks (Fabulous looks)  

We got looks, got flashy looks of gold

Poetry is love, and we know that it's all ours.

'We'll make a fire and count the stars that shimmer above the trees.'

Judge us all you want, but you're never gonna break us

Bad poetry and quotes will kindle our anger.

No...

'Stop and take in the beauty of a starry night.'

We got looks, got flashy looks of gold

Poetry is love, and we know that it's all ours.

You wish you had our looks, but you ain't ever gonna get them

Unless you're a child of Aphrodite. 

There's a place that we go

That no normal human knows.

Where the rivers flow

And we call it home. 

Camp..Half-blood.

We're safe from monsters

And we can be ourselves

The games we play though are a bit untasteful

And there are harpies flying everywhere.

'She was a storm, not the kind you run from, the kind you chase.'

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

And give us a worthy masterpiece (Masterpiece)

We'll only read words of true beauty (True beauty)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

No one can match our poetic words (Poetic words)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

No one can match our fabulous looks (Fabulous looks)

There's a place that we go

That no normal human knows.

Where the rivers flow

And we call it home.

Camp..Half-blood.

We're safe from monsters

And we can be ourselves

The games we play though are a bit untasteful

And there are harpies flying everywhere.

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

And give us a worthy masterpiece (Masterpiece)

We'll only read words of true beauty (True beauty)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

No one can match our poetic words (Poetic words)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

No one can match our fabulous looks (Fabulous looks)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

And give us a worthy masterpiece (Masterpiece)

We'll only read words of true beauty (True beauty)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

No one can match our poetic words (Poetic words)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

No one can match our fabulous looks (Fabulous looks)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

And give us a worthy masterpiece (Masterpiece)

We'll only read words of true beauty (True beauty)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

No one can match our poetic words (Poetic words)

Take away the bad poetry (Bad poetry)

No one can match our fabulous looks (Fabulous looks)

The sun in on our side

Take us for a ride through the sky, father

We look to the sky for our father's smile.

We know deep down in our hearts that we're Royalty.  

The sun in on our side

Take us for a ride through the sky, father

We look to the sky for our father's smile.

We know deep down in our hearts that we're Royalty.

Hephaestus Cabin Parody ("Whispers In My Head")

(Hephaestus's children.)

You could think that we're all geeks

When we're working by ourselves.

Bit it's like we're too busy

to be someone else.  

You can tell that we're all mechanic's

When we're working with bolts and screws all night

But it's like we don't notice that we're different.

Our father watching over us

Leading us so we don't fall.

A war starts again

We feel it drawing near

Many friends, dead.  

We will go

When it comes again

And we will build

We Will build to save. 

Our father doesn't help us all the time

But when he does

We kick butt and invent cool stuff like there's no tomorrow.  

Inventors we are.

The ideas come from our father above.

Inventors we are.

When we build something awesome.

Inventors we are.

Buildin til dawn.

We are children of the great blacksmith Hephaestus and no one else

We're always getting better, stronger ourselves

This is the way we chose to live.  

We will not fall tonight

In the end, we're never alone

This is our fight.  

Our father watching over us

Leading us so we don't fall.

A war starts again

We feel it drawing near

Many friends, dead.

We will go

When it comes again

And we will build

We Will build to save.

Our father doesn't help us all the time

But when he does

We kick butt and invent cool stuff like there's no tomorrow.

Inventors we are.

The ideas come from our father above.

Inventors we are.

When we build something awesome.

You could think that we're all geeks

When we're working by ourselves.

Bit it's like we're too busy

to be someone else. 

You could think that we're all geeks

When we're working with bolts and screws all night

But it's like we don't notice that we're different.

Our father watching over us 

 Our father doesn't help us all the time

But when he does

We kick butt and invent cool stuff like there's no tomorrow.

Inventors we are.

The ideas come from our father above.

Inventors we are.

When we build something awesome.

Dionysus Cabin Parody ("Shots, shots")

(Dionysus's children.)

If your not a child of Dionysus ladies and gentlemen

Get ready to be forced to throw a party

Let's do it, ha ha LMAO

You know what, Lil' Dionysus's, yeah

All of the drinkers

Where you at, let's go.  

When we arrive at the party

All eyes are on us

We always come with a party rock crew. 

All drinks are free

At the party in camp half-blood

We come to the party to drink

Everybody it's on!  

Shots shots shots shots shots shots

Shots shots shots shots shots 

Shots shots shots shots shots  

Time to party! Time to party!

Normal humans love us

Cause we can hold our liquor. 

They need an excuse

To ask us out

We go to parties to drink

How 'bout you?  

Bottles up

Let's go, round two!  

Shots shots shots shots shots shots

Shots shots shots shots shots

Shots shots shots shots shots

Time to party! Time to party!

If you ain't here to party then get out of here

If you ain't here to drink then get out of here

If you ain't here to live it up then get out of here

Now where my siblings at, let me see ya hands up.  

Now, what you guys drinkin?

Jaegerbombs, Lemondrops, Buttery Nipples, Jello shots

Kamikaze, 3 wise men, Rum.

Forget all that

Get me some gin.  

Patrones on the rocks and I'm ready for some shots

We stayin' put all night, drinkin and havin' shots

We all hit the ground every time we try to dance

So cups in the air lets drink until we're out!

 If your feelin' drunk put ya hands in the air

If your tryin' to dance put ya hands in the air

Now say we're awesome! (We're awesome!)  

We're awesome! (We're awesome!) 

We tryin' ta dance (Tryin' ta dance)

We tryin' ta dance (Tryin' ta dance)  

Shots.

Patrones on the rocks and I'm ready for some shots

We stayin' put all night, drinkin and havin' shots

We all hit the ground every time we try to dance

So cups in the air lets drink until we're out!

We're hyped up! La dad a da

La dad a dad a da

La dad a dad a da  

La dad a dad a da  

La dad a dad a da  

La dad a dad a da  

La dad a dad a da  

La dad a dad a da  

La dad a dad a da  

Hermes Cabin Parody ("Shake It Off")

(Hermes's children.)

We're sneaken out when it's late, We planned a bunch of pranks.

They say that we're no good, mmm hmm, They say that we're no good, mmm hmm.

We may have made to many traps, Can't seem to make the newbies stay.

But who cares anyway? mmm hmm, But who cares anyway? mmm hmm.

But we keep on chillin, Can't stop, won't stop prankin.

It's like we've got these ideas in our minds, yellin "we're gonna go for it."

The others cabin gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. And the Jokers gonna joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.

We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.

We prank em all, We prank em all.

The monsters gonna chase, chase, chase, chase, chase. And the satyrs gonna play, play, play, play, play.

We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.  

We prank em all, We prank em all.  

We always Calculate, our traps are set perfectly.

And we won't let them know, mmm hmm. And we won't let them know, mmm hmm.

We only group with our own (group with our own), we make our plans up as we go (plans up as we go).

We're a lot like Jack Sparrow, mmm hmm. We're a lot like Jack Sparrow, mmm hmm.

But we keep on chillin, Can't stop, won't stop prankin.

It's like we've got these ideas in our minds, yellin "we're gonna go for it."

The others cabin gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. And the Jokers gonna joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.

We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.

We prank em all, We prank em all.

The monsters gonna chase, chase, chase, chase, chase. And the satyrs gonna play, play, play, play, play.

We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.

We prank em all, We prank em all.

We prank em all, We prank em all.  

We, We prank em all, We prank em all.  

We, We prank em all, We prank em all.  

We, We prank em all, We prank em all.  

Hey, hey, hey

Just think, while you've all been planning and coming up with strategies and getting ready for capture the flag to begin. 

We've been planting our traps... everywhere...

Grover brought in a new camper and Chiron begs us "Please don't tease him.", But we're just gonna prank him. And to my brother over there with the great ideas, won't you join me bro and we can plot, plot, plot, yeah ooh

The others cabin gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. And the Jokers gonna joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.

We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.

We prank em all, We prank em all.

The monsters gonna chase, chase, chase, chase, chase. And the satyrs gonna play, play, play, play, play.

We're just gonna prank, prank, prank, prank, prank.

We prank em all, We prank em all.

We prank em all, We prank em all.

We, We prank em all, We prank em all.

We, We prank em all, We prank em all.

We, We prank em all, We prank em all.

We prank em all, We prank em all.   

We, We prank em all, We prank em all.

We, We prank em all, We prank em all.

We, We prank em all, We prank em all.

Hypnos Cabin ("Sing Me to Sleep")

(Hypnos's children)

Wait a second let us recharge our minds,

Remind us what its like to be awake.

You're lips are moving, telling us your dreams

For us to interpret for you.

Anywhere, anytime

We will sleep anywhere~ oooo~

Everything we see could be a bed~

Yesterday got away,

But that's okay, cause we're all in bed~

A snore floats in every breath.

Sing us to sleep now,

Sing us to sleep.

Won't you sing us to sleep now?

Sing us to sleep.

Give us a minute, what was I saying again?

We hear your dreams whispering in our minds.

We sleep more then you could normally bare.

Everything makes our lullaby.

Sing us to sleep now

Sing us to sleep

Won't you sing us to sleep now?

Sing us to sleep.

A-anytime

We would sleep

Time away.

Yesterday-day

A-anytime

We would sleep

Time away

Yesterday-day

Authors note

I will be continueing to make more parodies, everything is just going real slow right now.

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