He is a rotten, bubbling vat of Tang
He is a moldy Cheeto
He is a perverted Oompa Loompa
That Willy Wonka left behind
For fear
He would contaminate the chocolate
He wants to make America great again
With the vocabulary of a fifth grader
And the emotional range of a toddler
And not to mention
His questionable contacts
Fat Kim What's-His-Name
And Maniacal Nuke Warlord Putin
He is racist
He is sexist
He might grab you by the pussy
And gloat about it openly
He will cut funds from the elderly
To take himself golfing
Because men like him
Only play with
Very, very
Tiny balls
He wants to build a wall
To keep immigrants out
Despite the fact that his mother
Was illegal herself
And his wives were immigrants, too
Apparently the only foreigners worthy
Are the ones
Whose vaginas he is leaving
Or entering
And everyone else must be kept out
He shows every indication
Of being the next Hitler
With his thoughts on eugenics
And his racist attitudes
Toward anyone not as lily-white
As he probably is
Under that
Disgusting
Crusty
Orange
And badly applied
Spray tan
Yet his followers chant
USA
USA
USA
As if chanting a magic spell
To transform their
Tyrannical toddler overlord
Into the golden-tongued diplomat
That we all miss so sorely
But nothing can bring us
Back from this madness
We've been trumped
By a useless, brain-dead
Can of pumpkin
That a lot of hicks think is a god
I fear for the future
This mentally unstable
And deformed
Carrot stick
Will create
About the Creator
A. R. Ambrosi
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I started writing as a child because I ran out of stuff to read. So, I only write stuff that I like. If you like it too, awesome! Enjoy! ^_^
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