One Request

Have you always been a bitch all your life?

Don’t look behind

I’m talking to you!

To the one with no mind

Just two bags of milk

To do her thinking for her.

Act all superior then

You snotty nosed whore.

You’re no better

Than the crap on my shoe.

Like a turtle, when on your back

You’re screwed and you

Can’t seem to get out of it.

You can gawp like a fish;

After all, you have the memory of one

And you can only wish

To one day match my sophistication.

So grant us one request

And never return

Because believe me; it’s for the best

That you should stay out if my way.

I’m being nice now

But you never know what I’ll say;

You pompous cow.