Men Don't Like Being Catcalled Either

ladies: here’s something that you need to know

men don’t like being catcalled either

whenever women push up on me just to get inside of my pants

that makes me uncomfortable

whenever women ask me about my dick size and not my interests

i know what that means, it’s not friendship they’re after

i don’t like being called “daddy”

i’m no one’s parent

whenever they shout “hey, pretty boy!

you mad fine!

can i get your number?”

the answer will be no

you cannot

whenever my shirt comes off

you stare seductively, ready to grope me by the crotch

and they say men don’t get sexually assaulted by women

i don’t like entertaining that kind of attention either,

i’m no walking penetration machine

instead of trying to treat me like your toy,

why don’t you get to know me first

i am human, just like you

men don’t like being catcalled either

stop calling me vulgar names whenever i turn you away, saying

“n****, you ugly anyway”

apologies for bruising your ego,

i’m just not interested in sex

yes, i turned down pussy plenty of times before

i know my worth

i don’t want to fuck every woman i meet

wanna slurp a guy up like fondue?

before you think that i’m just another

gullible boy from the streets of Newark, New Jersey

i want you to know that i’m highly educated,

i have a degree in business administration

getting another one in English and Writing studies too

hundreds of books published, many many many accolades

immersed in knowledge, highly self-sufficient

spiritually awakened, free as they come

i am more than handsome, according to your standard

you wouldn’t know that though

i couldn’t have a chance to tell you because you don’t care

all you want to do is suck the darkness from my lips and

ride my cock into the sunset

men don’t like being catcalled either

i don’t like all my women as pinups, half-naked

i don’t like all my women rowdy, always arguing

i don’t like all my women troublesome, trying to slash my tires

men don’t like

being catcalled either