Jekyll & Hyde

There’s this boy

I work with

A handsome boy

With unkempt hair

And sexy khakis

I could watch him walk away

All day

His ass planted firmly

And correctly

In those khakis

Then he opens his mouth

A million fucking mysteries tumble out

He opens his mouth

I want to punch him in the face

So I take him home

One evening

We have some fun

In my bedroom

...And on the couch

What the fuck

Just happened

I hate this douche

And now he’s naked

In my house

Then he opens his mouth

And before he can say a fucking word

As he opens his mouth

I pour the whiskey in

Just then

Light bulb

We have a monumental change

Just then I notice something strange

He’s saying shit I like

I don’t wanna hit his face

This goes on

For months

Liquored up

He’s a really

Amazing guy

But at work

Each day

Sobered up

He’s just a prick

With sexy khakis

So here’s my plan

Tomorrow night

I’ll have Hyde

All by my side

I’ll convince him

To continue in his way

And during the day

I’ll find a way

To finally get Jekyll

In to play

Hoping to God

He doesn’t turn out gay

Anyway…

If he opens his mouth

He’ll be a goner

If he takes a few shots

I’ll open my legs

Won’t take him long

To see the difference

Won’t take a day

To see it my way

Jekyll’s going down

Say goodbye

And while you’re down there

Give a hi

To Mr Hyde