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If Only I Had Abs

What We Secretly Think

If only I had abs... everyone would stop and stare. 

If only I had abs... I sure would feel rare! 

If only I had abs... I'd look so great on the beach. 

If only I had abs... my girlfriend would cling to me like a leach. 

If only I had abs... I'd always be ready for a photo. 

If only I had abs... I would be quite the road show. 

If only I had abs... I'd be quick to take my shirt off. 

If only I had abs... people would not be quick to scoff. 

If only I had abs... I'd look like I was straight out of a magazine. 

If only I had abs... I would turn into quite the big scene. 

If only I had abs... I would truly feel like a model. 

If only I had abs... then maybe I would not feel so awful. 

If only I had abs... wouldn't my life be so complete? 

If only I had abs... I would appear like a great athlete. 

But really though... would abs make much of a difference in life? 

Truth is... probably not.  

If only I had abs... 

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