Goodbye Polar Bear!

Goodbye Polar Bear!

You were such a good

Bipolar bear

Even though you’d

Think it’s not fair

We all know you weren’t all there

So there there, polar bear, there there

Do take care to beware of other bears

Have some common sense

And stay away from fairs

They only want to keep you there

And make you theirs

If they catch you they’ll keep you in a cell

They know exotic bears do well for sales

If you remain theirs (because they tame bears)

Your life will probably not end so well

And do stay away from Cindy of Wales

She had an affinity for trapped whales

She got bored and began collecting shells

Her favorite kind of shell was the snail’s

These she’d collect and collect she’d do well

And now you may wonder why I warned you of her

I’m afraid what I’ll tell you may cause quite a scare

The snail shells Cindy of Wales pelled she embelled with bear hair!

And yours my bipolar polar bear is the rarest of hair

Cindy would stave and shave you sans a thought or care

All your bear brethren and bear sistren would just stop and stare

They wouldn’t want to see such a rare-haired bear look so bare

For the world, so abused, has no more bears to spare like you

So now to the world and universe you must declare:

“This fair rare-haired bipolar polar bear with no despair

Shall take care to stare in the face of fear and fiercely ROAR!”

Farewell my bipolar polar bear,

Fare thee well once more