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Glad to See My Dick Still Gets Hard

Smoking cigarettes causes impotence.

By Dean MartinPublished 7 years ago 1 min read
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After 10 years

of smoking harsh

tobacco leaves,

I'm glad to see my

dick still stands when

I have to pee. I don't

know why man would

want to smoke

something that causes

impotence, why

would human beings

create something

that's poisonous yet tasty and

relaxing...I

still erect, I

still poke like

a Facebook notification,

my blood has not clotted

at my lovely prime age of

31, but smoking has to slow

down...I know I quit, fuck

you I started again, just to

quit again, just to start again, I

finally quit again...I feel like a got damn

bipolar patient...

This lovely

but deadly

stinky habit, can decrease

ones sex drive opposite

of a jack rabbit, smoking

is for the stupid some say,

but studies have shown

smokers on average have

a higher intelligence... I guess

there is a thin line between

genius and stupidity and

it took a plant,

a plant we have to burn,

get cancer from,

and all other kinds

of fucked, "my fingers

are numb and tingling"

ass backwards weird

growth disease's and

tumors that spread

like there rumors, some

of us get it but nature

is humorous...

Fuck you natural

selection and fuck

your selection, because

some of them, a lot

of them, walk around with

their lips pursed,

their heads high, stick up

their ass society...I'd rather

die instead of let my blood

line live in a fake environment...

maybe not, I want kids,

they'll just be the rebels..anyways,

glad to see my dick still gets hard.

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