Funny Little Town

There is a funny little town.

Where ghost are hanging all around.

The streets are empty and buildings are getting torn down.

The pipe, the pipes are all rusted brown.

I wonder how this place isn't shut down by now?

There is a funny little town.

Where you can not frown,

because of the royal clown.

So you better not have a meltdown.

There is a funny little town.

where the prisons don't get lockdown

And they don't get taken downtown.

Instead stripes they are wearing a evening gown.

I wonder if there are other towns like this around?