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Fa-Gurgle-La

Smurf Parody

By Annavell Rodriguez DimayaPublished 6 years ago 1 min read
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I was always obsessed with these little creatures...

So blue and so small,

Always singing their fa-la-la song.

How Azriel and I used to torment and attack.

Now I never tasted them they always foiled my plans.

But one day the forest grew dark and so cold

They went away.

As my story grows you should hide you know

So I was cleaning my castle

Singing an odd little tune

And heard fa- gurgle- la in the distance

Odd...

My mind is playing games with me

So I keep doing my routine as I hear it once again

But closer and louder than before

FA- GURGLE- LA

and from the corner of my eye

I seen a sudden movement

So I stopped what I was doing and grabbed my axe

The sound grew louder

Either that or I am having a heart attack

My little blue creatures are back but after so long

Ouch something bit me

Something blue and small

Oh lord have mercy

It looks like death

They came out of no where swarming me

They are all dead

One jumped on me clawing my skin

Another climbing my robe

Disgusting lil beast

I begin to swing

In each and every direction I knew this would be my doom

I am gargamel

And the the Smurfs became my impending doom

So if you hear

FA- GURGLE-LA

Runaway may be just maybe you will live to see another day

(C) A.R.D {2016}♡

WELCOME TO MY DARKSIDE

surreal poetry
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About the Creator

Annavell Rodriguez Dimaya

Writer of horror and paranormal short stories and poetry.

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