Diet Secrets of the Ancients
Follow these diet secrets handed down from the Ancients and watch as the pounds melt away.
Isn't it curious
That ancient peoples were so lean
Even unto a rare and ripe old age?
How did they manage to keep the weight off?
By following a few wise and simple rules:
Plant lots of nuts and grains
Grow a wide variety of fruits and vegetables
Consume and cure as many fish as you can catch
Domesticate fowl and bovine for milk, eggs and poultry
Eat meat only as often as you can take down a woolly mammoth
And,
After a hard day's labor
Turn water into wine
And share it with all who sit at your table
But,
Drink only as many fermented grapes
As you can stomp yourself
Follow these age-old methods
And the pounds will melt away
And, oh yeah,
The most important diet secret handed down from the Ancients?
Eat only when you're hungry...
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Reid Moore
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