Burka Baby

(Tune of 'SANTA BABY')

Burka baby, just slit his throat while he sleeps, yes please, for me.

He’s been an awful war lord, Burka Baby

just rid the world of evil tonight.

Burka Baby, grab the M24 by the door, Amore

Sniper rifle du jour, Burka baby

So rid the world of evil tonight

Think of all the freedom from this!

Think of all the fellas the world wouldn’t miss!

Next year could be so fucking good... without deadly misogynists

Oh - Burka baby, precision strike and really what’s not - to like

zero collateral damage my dear

Burka baby, so rid the world of evil tonight

Burka honey, just one little thing - I really need...

The deed, done as bloodless - no crime

Burka Baby, so rid the world of evil tonight

Burka cutie, poison’s gonna be your best bet, don’t fret

you got the perfect disguise, Burka cutie

just rid the world of evil tonight

Come and kill the scum on this earth

who have oppressed the meek and need their just desserts

Just think of all the innocents saved

Guilt free send the evil bastards right to their graves

Oh, Burka baby, do the world this really good thing - just sting

let’s not resort to a bomb, Burka baby

Become a vigilante tonight

Dawn of a fearless new day

that’s right

we’re done with barbarism

tonight.