Well hello there, miss, you sound very polite
May I ask you a question?
How would you kill a bug?
Would you step on it?
You would? Well, how would you do that, miss?
Would you use your heel?
No? Oh, the front part of your foot, then?
Why would you choose that?
So you can put more weight against the bug?
How many times would you grind your foot into it?
Would you be wearing boots to do it?
You don’t own any? What a shame.
What’s your preference on types of shoes?
Sneakers, ah, I see.
What size is your shoe, hun?
Oh, really? Are you tall?
Do you like stepping on bugs?
Another call? Oh, but can’t it wait for 30 seconds?
Can I call back?
I’ll call back in 5 minutes
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Michelle Lindsay
Just a girl from Pennsylvania who likes weird and different things
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