Beep Beep

BEEP BEEP move out the way I'm zooming here and there

Can't you see I have the right I'm a cripple in a chair

It's you who should move over I've got places to go

And if you don't get out of my way I will run over your toe

Then you'll be just like me hobbling when you stand

Your on your own from now though kid no one offers a helping hand

So get a chair with a motor sit down and turn the key

It's a better mode of transport you can whizz about like me

You're limited on where you go but it doesn't matter where you park

Just for fun I leave mine outside doorways in the dark

Then maybe someone else will trip and have to get a chair

My master plan is set in motion there'll be cripples everywhere!