A for the ape I've been all this time
B for for my brains misplaced down the line
C for crazy ideas in my head
D for the dick I've thought with instead
E for eccentric, it sounds better than mad
F the fear of becoming my Dad.
G is for gold, I’ve blown all mine
H for happiness drunk on wine
I for inches that grow round my waist
J for the jezebels kissed in haste
K for the kilos of hash up in smoke
L for the ladies who’s hearts I broke
M for mornings hung over & rough
N for the nose now sprouting fluff
O for the ordinary man in the street
P for the pub where we usually meet
Q is for quiet, one day would be nice
R is for randy, I've a taste for vice
S is simple, and stupid as well
T is for tits, couldn’t you tell?
U is for urgent, but then whats the rush?
V for viagra, in the chemist I blush
W for weekend and time to chill
X for the lovers no longer a thrill
Y for yawns at the end of the day
Z’s the sounds as I snore gently away
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Martin Boyer
A middle-aged Londoner who enjoys travelling & seeing the World & from time to time writing about what he finds.
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