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ABCs on a Budget

An ABC Poem

By Savannah McCainPublished 6 years ago 1 min read
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A tribe called Quest

Ballin on a budget

Calling grandma on her birthday

Doing what I want when work allows it

Eating too much pizza has not killed anyone I know

Farting in public is satisfying

Getting laid is not as important as getting pizza

Having a party where no one shows up

I want to sleep

Jerking off in class while everyone is writing

Kimberly was my favorite Power Ranger

Love me some pizza

Mo needs to write about things other than pizza

No Mo does not

Oh my god, look at her butt

Please kill me

Quickly he came

Really, I'm ready

Severus loves Lily

Torture me with your cock

Unicorns make the best cupcakes

Victoria's Secret is not a secret

Xzibit in an exhibit looking at an exhibit about Xzibit

Yellow paint tastes the best

Zillow said my house is only worth $4

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About the Creator

Savannah McCain

I'm just a potato trying to become the best vodka I can be. My writing has no purpose. When I write, I write what is on my mind at the time. Some days I can write something funny and sweet, and others I would write something dark.

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