A tribe called Quest
Ballin on a budget
Calling grandma on her birthday
Doing what I want when work allows it
Eating too much pizza has not killed anyone I know
Farting in public is satisfying
Getting laid is not as important as getting pizza
Having a party where no one shows up
I want to sleep
Jerking off in class while everyone is writing
Kimberly was my favorite Power Ranger
Love me some pizza
Mo needs to write about things other than pizza
No Mo does not
Oh my god, look at her butt
Please kill me
Quickly he came
Really, I'm ready
Severus loves Lily
Torture me with your cock
Unicorns make the best cupcakes
Victoria's Secret is not a secret
Xzibit in an exhibit looking at an exhibit about Xzibit
Yellow paint tastes the best
Zillow said my house is only worth $4
About the Creator
Savannah McCain
I'm just a potato trying to become the best vodka I can be. My writing has no purpose. When I write, I write what is on my mind at the time. Some days I can write something funny and sweet, and others I would write something dark.
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