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A Weirdo's

12 Days of Christmas

By Crystal KorpanPublished 6 years ago 3 min read
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Because some of us are beautifully different,

Thought I would try something NEW,

Hope you all enjoy.

On a weirdo's 1st day of Christmas,

My true love did for me,

A Halloween themed Christmas tree.

On our 2nd day of weird Christmas,

My true love bought for us,

His and her matching Leatherface onesies,

And a Halloween themed Christmas tree.

On our 3rd strange day for Christmas,

My lover did for me,

A zombie chocolate gift basket,

His and hers matching Leatherface onesies ,

and a Halloween themed Christmas tree.

On our 4th bizarre day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Beautiful matching his and her skeleton rings,

A zombie chocolate gift basket,

His and her matching Leatherface onesies ,

and a Halloween themed Christmas tree.

On our 5 th day of christmas my lover did for me ,

DECORATED AND CLEANED THE HOLE HOUSE,

Beautiful matching his and her skeleton rings,

A zombie chocolate gift basket,

His and her matching Leatherface onesies ,

and a Halloween themed Christmas tree.

On our 6th day of Christmas,

My lover gave to me,

A sexy private dance,

DECORATED AND CLEANED THE HOLE HOUSE,

Beautiful matching his and her skeleton rings,

A zombie chocolate gift basket,

His and her matching Leatherface onesies ,

and a Halloween themed Christmas tree.

On our 7th day of Christmas my hubby did for me ,

A sweet and sexy bath together,

A sexy private dance,

DECORATED AND CLEANED THE HOLE HOUSE,

Beautiful matching his and her skeleton rings,

A zombie chocolate gift basket,

His and her matching Leatherface onesies ,

and a Halloween themed Christmas tree.

On our 8th day of Christmas,

My hubby gave to me ,

He wrapped all the presents,

A sweet and sexy bath together,

A sexy private dance,

DECORATED AND CLEANED THE HOLE HOUSE,

Beautiful matching his and her skeleton rings,

A zombie chocolate gift basket,

His and her matching Leatherface onesies ,

and a Halloween themed Christmas tree.

On our 9th day of Christmas,

My sweet made us an awesome supper,

He wrapped all the presents,

A sweet and sexy bath together,

A sexy private dance,

DECORATED AND CLEANED THE HOLE HOUSE,

Beautiful matching his and her skeleton rings,

A zombie chocolate gift basket,

His and her matching Leatherface onesies ,

and a Halloween themed Christmas tree.

On the 10th day of Christmas,

My sweet lover did for me,

Had our dog stay over night at our parents,

My sweet made us an awesome supper,

He wrapped all the presents,

A sweet and sexy bath together,

A sexy private dance,

DECORATED AND CLEANED THE HOLE HOUSE,

Beautiful matching his and her skeleton rings,

A zombie chocolate gift basket,

His and her matching Leatherface onesies ,

and a Halloween themed Christmas tree.

On our 11th day of Christmas,

My sweetie did for us,

Time alone to get frisky

Had our dog stay over night at our parents,

My sweet made us an awesome supper,

He wrapped all the presents,

A sweet and sexy bath together,

A sexy private dance,

DECORATED AND CLEANED THE HOLE HOUSE,

Beautiful matching his and her skeleton rings,

A zombie chocolate gift basket,

His and her matching Leatherface onesies ,

and a Halloween themed Christmas tree.

On our 12th day of Christmas,

My husband did for us,

He turned off all the phones and we had peace and quiet,

Time alone to get frisky

Had our dog stay over night at our parents,

My sweet made us an awesome supper,

He wrapped all the presents,

A sweet and sexy bath together,

A sexy private dance,

DECORATED AND CLEANED THE HOLE HOUSE,

Beautiful matching his and her skeleton rings,

A zombie chocolate gift basket,

His and her matching Leatherface onesies ,

and a Halloween themed Christmas tree.

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About the Creator

Crystal Korpan

I recently published my poems at Pagemaster Publishing my book is called Different sides of me. https://pagemasterpublishing.ca/shop/crystal-korpan/different-sides-of-me/?ref=158 Thank you for enjoying my words .

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