A Parent's Conundrum

If I were the baby wipes where would I be?

Not in my spot but out roaming free!

Not by the mess or little baby.

If I were the baby wipes where would I be?

If I were a sippy cup where would I be?

Not in my spot but out roaming free!

Not on the counter or chilled by the tea.

If I were a sippy cup where would I be?

If I were a binky, oh, where would I be?

Not in my spot but out roaming free!

Not in my drawer, or couch or car seat.

If I were a binky, oh, where would I be?

If I were a baby then where would I be?

Not in my spot but out roaming free?

One day I’ll grow and have to be,

Not in my spot but out roaming free!